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Snowman

Species: Unclassified primate; Type: Natural
Height: 11.5 ft (3.5 m); Weight: 1,800 lb (818 kg, est)
Attributes: Brawler
Powers: None revealed
Intelligence: Low
Land Speed: Moderate
Kaiju Level: Zero (lightweight)
Weakness(es): None revealed
Allies: Snowmen; Enemies: Humanity
Film: Half Human (獣人雪男, 1955)
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Additional Data:
Toho Kingdom
Gojipedia
Description: This rare primate was last seen in the Japanese Alps in 1955, when a pair ran afoul of some humans. It is hoped by some that there are more still living deep in the mountains, far away from "civilization."

Reviews:
Toho Kingdom
Cool Ass Cinema
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Space Yeti

Species: Unclassified humanoid; Type: Alien
Height: 20 ft (6 m, est); Weight: 5 tons (est)
Attributes: Brawler
Powers: Interstellar travel via meteor
Intelligence: Average
Land Speed: Moderate
Kaiju Level: Zero (lightweight)
Weakness(es): None revealed
Allies: Unknown; Enemies: Reindeer, humanity
Film: Space Invasion of Lapland (1959)
Landfall in:
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Additional Data:
Wikipedia
Description: This fuzzy alien fell from parts unknown into Sweden. After emerging from the meteor that encased it, the monster killed some humans, and, regretfully, some innocent reindeer.
Review:
The Bloody Pit of Horror
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Yeti '77

Species: Unclassified humanoid; Type: Natural
Height: 20 ft (6 m, est); Weight: 5 tons (est)
Attributes: Brawler
Powers: None revealed
Intelligence: Low
Land Speed: Moderate
Kaiju Level: One (welterweight)
Weakness(es): None revealed
Allies: Unknown; Enemies: Humanity
Film: Giant of the 20th Century (1977)
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Additional Data:
Wikipedia
Description: This well-coiffed Giant was found frozen solid in an iceberg in Canada. Defrosted thousands of feet above the earth, he understandably lost his temper and the shenanigans began.
Review:
1,000 Misspent Hours
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Yeti '08

Species: Unclassified humanoid; Type: Natural
Height: 9 ft (2.7 m, est); Weight: 850 lb (386 kg, est)
Attributes: Martial arts
Powers: None revealed
Intelligence: Average
Land Speed: Moderate
Kaiju Level: Zero (lightweight)
Weakness(es): None revealed
Allies: Humans of Shangri-La; Enemies: The Dragon Emperor
Film: The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008)
From:
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Additional Data:
Wikipedia
Description: These creatures lived high in the Himalayas of China, and fought alongside the natives against the much-maligned Dragon Emperor.
Review:
Roger Ebert
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The Abominable Snowman of Pasadena

Species: Unclassified primate; Type: Supernatural
Height: 12 ft (4 m, est); Weight: 1 ton (est)
Attributes: Brawler
Powers: None revealed
Intelligence: Low
Land Speed: Moderate
Kaiju Level: Zero (lightweight)
Weakness(es): Goosebumps manuscript
Allies: Unknown; Enemies: Humanity
Film: Goosebumps (2015)
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Additional Data:
Wikipedia
Description: This Yeti was kidnapped and imprisoned within the pages of an eldritch manuscript by the psychopathic author, R.L. Stine. When the book was opened, the Abominable Snowman was finally free, but it was a bittersweet and short-lived adventure.
Review:
Roger Ebert

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