ALICE
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Alice '15

Species: Homo sapiens; Type: Natural
Height: Up to 10 ft (3 m, est); Weight: Up to 780 lb (355 kg, est)
Attributes: A very curious girl
Powers: None revealed
Intelligence: Average
Land Speed: Moderate
Kaiju Level: Zero (lightweight)
Weakness(es): None revealed
Allies: Humanity; Enemies: Unknown
Film: Alice in Wonderland (1915)
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Description: More than a century ago, this is one of the first young girls to be caught on film ingesting cake and swelling to prodigious proportions.
Review:
Silent Volume
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Alice '33

Species: Homo sapiens; Type: Natural
Height: Up to 30 ft (9 m, est); Weight: Up to 10 tons (est)
Attributes: A very curious girl
Powers: None revealed
Intelligence: Average
Land Speed: Moderate
Kaiju Level: Zero (lightweight)
Weakness(es): None revealed
Allies: Humanity; Enemies: Unknown
Film: Alice in Wonderland (1933)
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Description: A young lady named Alice walked through a looking glass and entered a strange land, and shortly thereafter became a Giant and hit her head on the ceiling.
Review:
Moria
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Alice '49

Species: Homo sapiens; Type: Natural
Height: Up to 30 ft (9 m, est); Weight: Up to 10 tons (est)
Attributes: A very curious girl
Powers: None revealed
Intelligence: Average
Land Speed: Moderate
Kaiju Level: Zero (lightweight)
Weakness(es): None revealed
Allies: Humanity; Enemies: Unknown
Film: Alice in Wonderland (Alice au pays des merveilles, 1949)
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Description: Why isn't this cake more readily available, and to those who would put it to better use? There is much stomping to be done, and Alice is obviously not the one to do it.
Review:
Senses of Cinema
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Alice '72

Species: Homo sapiens; Type: Natural
Height: Up to 30 ft (9 m, est); Weight: Up to 10 tons (est)
Attributes: A very curious girl
Powers: None revealed
Intelligence: Average
Land Speed: Moderate
Kaiju Level: Zero (lightweight)
Weakness(es): None revealed
Allies: Humanity; Enemies: Unknown
Film: Alice's Adventures in Wonderland (1972)
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Description: Little Alice the spoiled brat fell down the rabbit hole and discovered a whole new world to annoy. She ate some magic cake and grew to Giant size, and then threw away that golden opportunity by weeping and singing. A travesty.
Review:
What a Wonderful Dream
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Alice '88

Species: Homo sapiens; Type: Natural
Height: Up to 10 ft (3 m, est); Weight: Up to 780 lb (355 kg, est)
Attributes: A very curious girl
Powers: None revealed
Intelligence: Average
Land Speed: Moderate
Kaiju Level: Zero (lightweight)
Weakness(es): None revealed
Allies: Humanity; Enemies: Unknown
Film: Alice (Něco z Alenky, 1988)
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Description: Yet another Alice, this one fell into a darker, much more disturbing rabbit hole than normal, and also became Giant sized. Avoid any sort of hole in the Czech Republic at all costs.
Review:
io9
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Big Alice

Species: Allosaurus epanterias; Type: Prehistoric
Length: 43 ft (13 m, est); Weight: 4 tons (est)
Attributes: Bite, claws, tail
Powers: None revealed
Intelligence: Animal
Land Speed: 34 mph (55 km/h)
Kaiju Level: Zero (lightweight)
Weakness(es): None revealed
Allies: Unknown; Enemies: Grumpy; humanity, especially Rick Marshall
Film: Land of the Lost (2009)
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Description: Big Alice was a wonderful Allosaurus who would have eaten that smug Rick Marshall for lunch if it wasn't for the timely arrival of the spoilsport Tyrannosaurus Rex, Grumpy.
Review:
Roger Ebert
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Alice '09

Type: Super-powered bio-mechanical alien
Tentacle Length: 12 ft (4 m, est); Height: 5 ft, 6 in (1.68 m); Weight: 119 lb (54 kg)
Basic Features: Forward young woman
Advanced Features: Transform from human to Decepticon with blaster and various claws and tentacles, interstellar travel via star ship
Intelligence: Average
Land Speed: Moderate
Mech Level: Zero (lightweight)
Weakness(es): None revealed
Allies: Decepticons; Enemies: Autobots, humanity
Film: Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)
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Description: This arresting young lady was a real dream girl; not only was she an attractive and liberated woman, she can turn into a murderous tentacled alien robot monster! Who could ask for anything more?
Review:
Roger Ebert
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Alice '10

Species: Homo sapiens; Type: Natural
Height: Up to 30 ft (9 m, est); Weight: Up to 10 tons (est)
Attributes: A very curious girl
Powers: None revealed
Intelligence: Average
Land Speed: Moderate
Kaiju Level: Zero (lightweight)
Weakness(es): None revealed
Allies: Humanity; Enemies: The Red Queen
Film: Alice in Wonderland (2010)
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Description: Another girl named Alice, another rabbit hole leading to a fantastic realm, and another squandered opportunity of gigantism. This one also callously killed a Jabberwock; she really should be serving time in a prison, but there is no justice for monsters.
Review:
Roger Ebert

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