MARCH HARE, The

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The March Hare '33

Species: Lepus europaeus; Type: Supernatural
Height: 6 ft (1.8 m, est); Weight: 175 lb (80 kg, est)
Attributes: Bonkers
Powers: None revealed
Intelligence: Average; Land Speed: Moderate
Kaiju Level: Zero (lightweight); Weakness(es): None revealed
Allies: Mad Hatter; Enemies: None
Film: Alice in Wonderland (1933)
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Description: The March Hare was just nutty for tea parties, which may seem crazy now, but please remember that there were no smart phones or television or even movies back then, so it was awful.
Review:
Moria
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The March Hare '72

Species: Lepus europaeus; Type: Supernatural
Height: 6 ft (1.8 m, est); Weight: 175 lb (80 kg, est)
Attributes: Nutter
Powers: None revealed
Intelligence: Average; Land Speed: Moderate
Kaiju Level: Zero (lightweight); Weakness(es): None revealed
Allies: Mad Hatter; Enemies: None
Film: Alice's Adventures in Wonderland (1972)
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Description: Should you ever make it down the rabbit hole, and then should you have the misfortune to bumble into a tea party, do not engage with any Hares in attendance. That way lies only madness.
Review:
What a Wonderful Dream
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The March Hare '85

Species: Lepus europaeus; Type: Supernatural
Height: 6 ft (1.8 m, est); Weight: 175 lb (80 kg, est)
Attributes: Loopy
Powers: None revealed
Intelligence: Average; Land Speed: Moderate
Kaiju Level: Zero (lightweight); Weakness(es): None revealed
Allies: Mad Hatter; Enemies: None
Film: Dreamchild (1985)
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Description: Although this March Hare had tea with the evil brat Alice, it was pretty clear that he didn't particularly enjoy her company.
Review:
Roger Ebert
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Thackery Earwicket

Species: Lepus europaeus; Type: Supernatural
Height: 5 ft (1.5 m, est); Weight: 150 lb (68 kg, est)
Attributes: Post-traumatic stress disorder
Powers: None revealed
Intelligence: Average; Land Speed: Moderate
Kaiju Level: Zero (lightweight); Weakness(es): None revealed
Allies: Alice; Enemies: Red Queen
Film: Alice in Wonderland (2010)
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Description: This Scottish Giant Rabbit is also known as the March Hare. Mr. Earwicket had a bad case of the shakes, but still managed to host a tea party now and then, because friends are important.
Review:
Roger Ebert

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