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Nessie
AKA: The Loch Ness Monster; Species: Amblyrhynchus cristatus; Type: Natural
Length: 48 ft (15 m, est); Weight: 4 tons (est)
Attributes: Bite, claws, tail, aquatic
Powers: None revealed
Intelligence: Animal
Land/Water Speed: Moderate
Kaiju Level: Zero (lightweight)
Weakness(es): None revealed
Allies: Unknown; Enemies: Unknown
Film: The Secret of the Loch (1934)
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Description: This Giant Iguana of impressive size has, against all odds, adapted to the harsh marine environment of Loch Ness (Scotland). Nessie did not appear to be very aggressive towards humans.
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Starburst
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Nessie '81
Species: Unclassified marine reptile; Type: Natural
Length: 60 ft (18 m, est); Weight: 14 tons (est)
Attributes: Bite, flukes, marine
Powers: None revealed
Intelligence: Animal
Land Speed: Slow; Water Speed: Moderate
Kaiju Level: Zero (lightweight)
Weakness(es): None revealed
Allies: Unknown; Enemies: Humanity
Film: The Loch Ness Horror (1981)
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Description: Nessie is usually peaceful, but doesn't take too kindly to her egg being stolen, and will commence to eating the locals promptly should this occur. Though she prefers the water, she is capable of traveling overland.
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The Spinning Image
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Nessie '87
Species: Unclassified marine reptile; Type: Natural
Length: 60 ft (18 m, est); Weight: 14 tons (est)
Attributes: Bite, flukes, tail, marine
Powers: None revealed
Intelligence: Average
Land Speed: Slow; Water Speed: Moderate
Kaiju Level: Zero (lightweight)
Weakness(es): None revealed
Allies: Unknown; Enemies: Prostitutes
Film: Amazon Women on the Moon (1987)
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Description: It is suspected by some investigators that Nessie was in fact the Jack the Ripper serial killer, although this has not been confirmed by DNA analysis. They try to pin everything on monsters, but we all know the real monsters are human.
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Roger Ebert
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Nessie '96
Species: Unclassified Plesiosaurus; Type: Natural
Length: 46 ft (14 m, est); Weight: 2 tons (est)
Attributes: Bite, flukes, tail, marine
Powers: None revealed
Intelligence: Animal
Water Speed: Moderate
Kaiju Level: Zero (lightweight)
Weakness(es): None revealed
Allies: Nessies; Enemies: Unknown
Film: Loch Ness (1996)
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Description: It seems the Loch is just teeming with these things; this family of vegetarian Plesiosaurs are known about by some of the locals, but they keep them a secret from the outside world, or try to, anyway.
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The Spinning Image
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Nessie '04
Species: Unclassified marine organism; Type: Natural
Length: Unknown, big; Weight: Unknown, heavy
Attributes: Marine
Powers: None revealed
Intelligence: Animal
Water Speed: Moderate
Kaiju Level: Zero (lightweight)
Weakness(es): None revealed
Allies: Unknown; Enemies: Unknown
Film: Incident at Loch Ness (2004)
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Description: It seems that there is always another crew eager to explore the mysteries of the Loch; at times, such expeditions are known to descend into madness, like all human endeavors.
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Roger Ebert
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Crusoe
AKA: Loch Ness Monster, Nessie, Water Horse; Species: Unclassified marine mammal; Type: Natural
Length: 66 ft (20 m, eset); Weight: 19 tons (est)
Attributes: Bite, flukes, tail, marine
Powers: None revealed
Intelligence: Low
Water Speed: Moderate
Kaiju Level: Zero (lightweight)
Weakness(es): None revealed
Allies: Humanity; Enemies: Humanity
Film: The Water Horse: Legend of the Deep (2007)
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Description: The shy Crusoe has so far been elusive and peaceful in his native Scotland. It is unknown what a water horse would do if confronted with another kaiju (strange creature), or if they live anywhere else. There is said to be only one water horse alive at any one time.
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Roger Ebert
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